Little Fred's Nick-Nack Shop Mornin, Fred. Yow orlright? They always ask. Hey, bass, West Indian Rasta asks. You got radio? Oh, gawd! Groans Fred, aloud. Another bleedin nig-nog. White teeth flash, But in a grin, Theys more acomin, bass. Id have your lot On a banana boat, Fred mocks an angry scowl. The grin widens, Do dey go To Dudley, bass? Ignore that black Bastard, says Fred To the Traffic Warden. The Rasta roars With laughter, Got to go, buy a radio. Come back termorra, Ive got a crystal set Yow can afford. A cup of tea Is passed to Yellow Peril, Two sugars, Alf? A fisherman enters, Coarse of course. Carps tekkin, Fred Tekkin what? Floated crust. He says. Never sin nuthin like it. And Fred, aglow, Himself a piscatorial legend Is lost to further trade.
Every Friday, With a cheese roll And a bottle of Mackie, I listened To Little Fred Insult his customers. Black, brown, white All received the same Razor-tongued invective. And back they came For more. Governments Could learn a lot From Little Fred. | | |
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